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Dr. Rockstar

Posted in Lists, Reviews on July 11, 2008 by malavikabhatia

When you read the word ‘rock star’ what are the phrases that spring to mind? ‘Fame’? ‘Glamour’? Anything but ‘post-graduate degrees’, right? Well, apparently notRecently, I saw a snippet on Queen’s Brian May pursuing a degree in astrophysics. Yes, you read that right…astrophysics.

That got me thinking. So, I scrounged around a bit and looked some stuff up. You would be surprised at the sheer number of artistes with degrees in higher education.

For example, in 1969, Brian May was just another college boy. In fact, he was the college boy who was expected to make it big in life. Not as a musician, but as a scientist. Studying interstellar dust clouds, May was midway through his research when Queen hit the big time. He dropped his doctorate studies to tour with band full time, which must have seemed like a good choice at the time. Thirty-three years, sixteen studio albums and about a million awards and accolades later, he returned to the Imperial College, London, to complete his PhD. He will receive his doctorate as soon as his thesis is approved, most likely in August.

Tom Morello, ex-Rage against the Machine, and of Audioslave fame, graduated from Harvard with a degree in Political Science. He is known to be quite the social activist. Most rockers end up in jail for DUI charges or drunken behavior; Mr. Morello gains time in the slammer for holding protest marches. He prefers to get through to the public through his music. His alter ego, the Night-Watchman, performs at all Morello’s political gatherings. The only catch is that instead of the intense rocker everyone’s used to, he’s a peaceful, serene performer.

Scott Stapp attended Lee University in Cleveland, Tennessee and Valencia in Orlando and got himself an associate’s degree in the arts. He then transferred to Florida State University where he met some fellow rockers and formed the Grammy award-winning band Creed.

Dave Farrell, better known as ‘Phoenix’, bassist for the Nu-Metal band, Linkin Park, was awarded a degree by the University of California, Los Angeles. Okay, so maybe you wouldn’t have guessed that, seeing him thrashing about on the stage, but it just proves that if you put your mind to something, you CAN do it.

And that, my friends, brings us to someone we all know – Shakira. Yes, I know she’s not a ‘rock’ artist, nor does she act like a drunken, two-legged donkey on stage, but still. Not many people know that, despite being a blonde and a pop performer, she has an IQ of 130 and can speak 6 languages fluently.

Here are a few more that will surprise you—and one or two that won’t. Art Gurfunkel, the vocal half of old-time folk duo Simon & Garfunkel, took a BA with majors in art history. Not satisfied with such a soft degree he then took masters in mathematics. And mind you, these degrees were from no less than Columbia University.

Possibly the most interesting entertainer-academic is not a musician but an actress. Danica McKellar, who played Winnie Cooper in the landmark TV show ‘The Wonder Years’, is a mathematician. Danny studied at UCLA, and majored in maths. While at college, she co-authored a paper with along with a professor and a fellow student. The paper was titled ‘Percolation and Gibbs States Multiplicity for Ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller Models Z2’. Don’t ask. Interestingly, she is also the author of a book titled Math Doesn’t Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail, which is apparently intended to encourage girls to enjoy and succeed at maths.

However, a fascinating case is one that didn’t really happen. Once upon a time there was an academically brilliant young boy growing up in a small town called Dartford in England. He entered the London School of Economics on a scholarship, studying for a degree in finance. However, after a just a year, he dropped out and became a musician. He ended up leading a group called The Rotating Pebbles. Or maybe it was called The Tumbling Rocks. Something like that, anyway.

I guess what these people are trying to tell us is – stereotypes don’t limit you. Nor do careers. You may be a rock star, an actress, a belly dancer even one of those guys that clean movie theatres at night, but it shouldn’t stop you from pursuing your education. If you don’t believe me, ask Dr. Brian May.

Mali*

Tyrranical Parents

Posted in Lists, Teenage Musings on June 25, 2008 by thequadruplets

This I’m sure most of us can relate to. Parents. We love them and sure, they loves us too and they do a whole lot of stuff for us…but sometimes, heck, why be nice right now…a lot of times…they can annoy us to bits. Admit it…it happens with all of us.

Top Parents’ most frequently used phrases list-

1. Please clean your room. It looks worse than a pigsty. If anyone comes in here…they’ll wonder how we’ve brought you up.

2. Do you ever do ANY physical activity? Do you know how bad it is for health?

3. How can you be so selfish? It’s always all about you isnt it? ALWAYS.

4. How lazy can you possibly get? You are abnormal!

5.Get off the phone

6. Turn it down!!

7.You cant watch TV in the afternoon!!

8. Get off the bloody laptop!!

9. DO NOT HIT YOU BROTHER!

10. Hurry up.

11. Take a sweater…take a jacket…

12. Take it anyway!

13.Im going to count till 10 and then we’re leaving without you. We are always late because of YOU!

14. I mean it! NOW!

15. If u dont go, we’re not going.

16. Give me a kiss!

17. Stop it this instant or we’re going home!

18. Set the table!

19. Dont give me the `it- not -my turn’ thing

20. Sit up. Dont slouch.

21. Push ur chair into the table.

22. How many times have I told you??

23. Move your glass it’s too close to the edge!

24. Watch it!

25. Is that yours??

26. Do you ever put anything back anywhere??

27. Just a minute…cant u see im talking??

28. I said..dont interrupt!

29. Go outside. It’s such lovely weather.

30. You have a superiority complex.

31. You dont know everything.

32. Read a book.

33.Go to you room.

34. You don’t always get what you wangt. that’s life

34. Don’t argue with me. I’m not discussing this any more.

35.Where did all the cookies go?

36. Is your homework done? Do you EVER study?? We are not spending so much on your tution for nothing!

37. Stopp yelling.

38. STOP YELLING. IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME SOMETHING, COME HERE.

39. I’ll think about it.

40. Not now.

41. Ask your father.

42. We’ll see.

43. Don’t sit so close to the television, it’s bad for your eyes.

44. Calm down.

45. Is that the truth?

46. Fasten your seatbelts.

47. Did everyone fasten their seatbelts?

48. I’m sorry, that’s the rule.I’m sorry, that’s the rule.I’m sorry, that’s the rule

49. Ask your mother.

50 Don’t we matter to you at all?

51. For the love of god, shut up sometimes.

52. You have no respect!!

53. Family is important. You must bond with your cousins. And no, you cannot call them` wierd’ or `lame’ behind their backs, even. Even if u hate them, try and be their friends.

54. Thats final.

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I’m sure if we really got down to writing this down…it could go on for pages and pages but sadly, I don’t have enough patience.

A typical conversation-

* Daughter/son is sitting on her/his bed…listening to music*
*enter mother*

mother- (whatever name)!!!
*no response*
*mother plucks out earphones*
kid- you mind?
mother- do you mind listening and taking those darn things out your ears when im talking to you?
kid- you were talking to me?
mother- see?
kid- whatever.
mother- dont `whatever me’
*kid is silent*
mother- have you done all your homework?
kid- um not quite. but iv started.
mother- do u plan on working on that instead of sitting all day and listening to music or watching TV?
kid- we have holidays!
mother- so?
kid- ugh. this is so unfair.
mother- u r impossible.
*kid slams door and leaves*

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mother- (whatever name) , put those glasses in the kitchen.
kid- why?
mother- because i said so.
kid- thats no reason.
mother- it bloody well is.
kid- but I didnt even bring them here!
mother- and so?
kid- so…why should i put them back??!!
mother- because you live in this house and you will do as I say.
kid- no i wont
*kid slams door yet again and leaves*
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girl- mom can i go to (whatever name)’s place wednesday?
mother- no (whatever name 2)..i thought I told you…you’re grounded.
girl- but mom!
mother- no but’s.
girl- It’s her B’day !
mother- I really don’t care unless you improve your behaviour.
girl- but I havent done anything wrong!
mother- God knows you’re grades are going down.
girl- can u lay off a little? cut me some slack sometimes??
mother- I will choose weather or not to ` lay off’ or to` cut u some slack’ .As of now, you’re not allowed.
girl- I really really really hate you!!!! you’re ruining my life!

*girl leaves room*

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father-(whatever name) did you get your math paper?
kid- no dad! will you quit pestering me about it?? I’ll show it to you when the thing comes!
father- I’m sure you’ve got it by now. It’s been 2 months since the paper!
kid- Dad!!! for the last time today, I have NOT GOT MY MATH PAPER!

*next day……..
dad gets a call from the school*
principal- mr.(whatever) , this is just to inform you that (whatever name) hasnt come to school today. this is the second time he has got into trouble since he got an F on his math paper.
father- they got their paper?
principal- Oh, of course! Quite a few weeks back!
father- Ok thank you mam. Let me deal with (whatever name) myself.

*(whatever name) comes home from school.*
father-son, i had a talk with miss.(whatever) this morning and I found your paper in your wastebasket..which I might add you have not emptied!
son- what are you talking about?
father- How much can you defy me you stupid boy? Useless!
son- Fine. Don’t trust me. I hate you.

*son leaves room*
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LOL

Yes, we fight and argue. But ah well, in the end family is family.
Love them or hate them , u cannot ignore them.(trust me i’v tried!)

A**
M*( contribution)

Sisterood and Us

Posted in Lists, Teenage Musings, Us on June 25, 2008 by thequadruplets

Geetanjali’s version

So, the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants is a book which, as most of us know is about four friends who are nothing alike. There is Bridget- the bright haired blonde, Tibby – the rebel, Lena – the calm one and Carmen the tempered one.

And the ‘us’ part of the title. Well, while reading the book I noticed a lot of things which we have in common with the Sisterhood.

Arushi and Lena: Like Lena, Arushi is mostly pretty calm and underestimating.

Arushi and Carmen: Carmen and Arushi share a bad temper (that is, the few times they get angry) and of course, she loves us all like Carmen loves her friends.

Malavika and Lena: Like Lena is passionate about art, Malavika is passionate about her music.

Malvika and Carmen : Carmen is the baby who loves her friends but loves being pampered the most! Much like Malavika!

Malvika and Bridget : These two share nothing other than the fact that they are extremely reckless and instinctual. They both do something first and think about it later.

Naina and Tibby : Naina is really hard to place in the sisterhood. I would say she was most like Tibby. On top, she hates hugs but inside would love one. And though she is like only one of them, Tibby is the most interesting and complicated sisterhood character.

Geetanjali (me) and Bridget : Ah, me. There are only two things that I don’t have in common with Bridget – her bright hair and the fact that I am not in love with a guy named Eric. Otherwise I’m pretty much same wacky chick who loves soccer (in my case only playing i am not patient enough to sit still long enough to watch a full game)!

Malavika’s Version

Now normally, I wouldn’t go near a book like The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants with a ten-foot barge pole, much less write about it. This, however, is an exception. Arushi left the books at my place accidentally, and since I had nothing better to do, I read them. And then, I read the post by Geetanjali.

While Geetanjali is entitled to her opinions, I’m entitled to thinking they’re stupid. I almost completely disagree with her on how we relate to the Sisterhood girls.

Arushi: I feel that Arushi is like Lena. She prefers to watch rather than participate. Lately, however, Arushi’s getting crazier about her ways and starting to take more and more risks. Kind of like Briget I suppose. The only thing she has in common with Carmen is that she loves everyone unconditionally. Tibby and Arushi have exactly nothing in common.

Geetanjali: Bridget and Geetanjali share a mutual love of athletics and football. Of course, Geetanjali is also kind of like Carmen, always being happy with what there is. And when she’s not happy, you’d better watch out.

And then, there’s me. Like Lena, I have mixed emotions about most things. If you asked me to pick A or B, I’d always choose C. It’s just the way I am. I have difficulty following my emotions. Rather, I justify and rationalize incessantly and over-think everything. Then again, I have an ability to love and trust freely, like Bridget. I’m confident, and flaunt it. I’m not afraid to be who I am, sometimes to the point of recklessness. Yes, I do impulsive things sometimes, but I do regret them afterwards. But Tibby is the one I’m most like. The rebel. Slightly sour, very cynical, very self-judgmental and extremely moody. And of course, we have a mutual love of the camera, the dream to go to NYU and a plan for a future making movies. And like Carmen, I’m protective slightly towards the side of selfishness, confused but mostly happy to love my friends and family.

And Naina, well, she’s not really human. She’s a mutant, and so she doesn’t relate to any of these characters. I still totally love her though. I mean, when I’m not cowering in fear in front of her.

;-) ,
M

OC vs. Gossip Girl

Posted in Lists, Teenage Musings on June 25, 2008 by thequadruplets

I (Arushi) will not deny that I was extremely upset when the OC ended. And even though nothing can replace good ol’ OC…Gossip Girl isnt that bad. As Mali pointed out a few weeks ago- `Gossip Girl is just like OC with designer clothes.’ I guess that could be said. But lets all dig deeper. I noticed some similarities bewteen the characters. Hell, everyone did. But mine may be a bit different.
Check It-

Serena Van Der Woodson V/S Marissa Cooper
This It girl shares more than just an uncanny
resemblance to resident O.C. downer Marissa Cooper (Mischa Barton, left). Serena (Blake Lively, right) seems to have it all, but in addition to a party girl reputation, dark family secrets and a disregard for high society, Serena one-ups the sulky Coop with a history of BFF betrayal.

Summer Roberts and Taylor V/S Blair Waldorf

Everyone else is comparing Blair to Summer without a second thought, but what about Taylor? Yes, Blair and Summer are rich, brunette, effortlessly chic and dressed-to-impress 24/7. However, Taylor and Blair share similar family situations. They both have the pushy, over-bearing mother who pretends to want the best for her daughter but really just gets off on the power. But Blair’s mother is way nicer than Taylor’s was.

Where Summer and Blair are concerned,–
Blair is like Summer – the Queen Bee (Or Queen B, as it may, er, be), with the designer clothes and riches to her name. But what she doesn’t have is Summer’s loyal following: Blair’s boyfriend Nate has already cheated on her, and the return of ex-best friend Serena is putting her crown in jeopardy.

Ryan and Seth V/S Nate and Dan

I figured these four boys had a little similarity circle (or square, I suppose) thing going on, therefore they’re all in comparison with each other. Ryan + Marissa, Nate + Serena; Seth + Summer, Nate + Blair and squeeze Dan + Serena in there somewhere: a complicated love hexagon to boot. All four of these boys were turned into instant heartthrobs after their shows became IT, and none of their characters buy into the lifestyles that they were born into/brought into.

Julie V/S Kirsten V/S Darla

Both Julie and Darla can be nasty and downright evil, as well as putting a lot of pressure on their daughters; but deep down (in Julie’s case: really far down) both are good people – hence the Kirsten link.

Anna V/S Vanessa

They’re practically the same character, really. Quirky, friends of the outsider guy who’s secretly in love with him at one point and try to express this by giving him advice on his love life. But, as far as I know, Vanessa never actually gets with Dan, unlike Anna with Seth


Sandy V/S Rufus


Both are seen as uncool dads, but give some of the best advice on the show. Sandy’s wife Kirsten used to date Marissa’s dad Jimmy, and Dan’s dad Rufus used to date Serena’s mum Darla.

Luke V/S Chuck
The similarities here seem obvious, but when you really get down to it, they’re not all that similar. At first, Luke is Newport’s resident bad-boy (aside from Ryan) as with Chuck in the Upper East Side. But Luke redeems himself once his vulnerable side is shown, but as far as I know, Chuck doesn’t get a chance at redemption…yet. All Chuck wants is approval, from anyone, this being the deep down motivation for all his wicked ways; but is it the same for Luke?